An Irishman's Philosophy


In life, there are only two things to worry aboutó
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick,
there are two things to worry aboutó
either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die,
there are only two things to worry aboutó
either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about.

And if you go to hell,
youíll be so damn busy shaking hands with all your friends
you wonít have time to worry!

So why worry?